I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

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#all he wanted was someone to rule the galaxy with

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pizza:

can veggiedonging be a thing because its all I do at the supermarket
here’s a little something I prepared earlier

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letsbuildahome-fr:

New Orleans Nightscapes I (part 1) by Frank Rell

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

shanicelondon:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS

TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

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thatfunnyblog:

KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.

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