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australiansanta:

i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal

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qtiest:

ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those lame ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love

excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.

You:

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I was told
The average girl begins to plan her wedding at the age of 7
She picks the colors and the cake first
By the age of 10 
She knows time,
And location
By 17
She’s already chosen a gown
2 bridesmaids
And a maid of honor
By 23 
She’s waiting for a man
Who wont break out in hives when he hears the word “commitment”
Someone who doesn’t smell like a Band-Aid drenched in lonely
Someone who isn’t a temporary solution to the empty side of the bed
Someone
Who’ll hold her hand like it’s the only one they’ve ever seen
To be honest
I don’t know what kind of tux I’ll be wearing
I have no clue what want my wedding will look like
But I imagine
The women who pins my last to hers
Will butterfly down the aisle
Like a 5 foot promise
I imagine
Her smile
Will be so large that you’ll see it on google maps
And know exactly where our wedding is being held
The woman that I plan to marry
Will have champagne in her walk
And I will get drunk on her footsteps
When the pastor asks
If I take this woman to be my wife
I will say yes before he finishes the sentence
I’ll apologize later for being impolite
But I will also explain him
That our first kiss happened 6 years ago
And I’ve been practicing my “Yes”
For past 2, 165 days
When people ask me about my wedding
I never really know what to say
But when they ask me about my future wife
I always tell them
Her eyes are the only Christmas lights that deserve to be seen all year long
I say
She thinks too much
Misses her father
Loves to laugh
And she’s terrible at lying
Because her face never figured out how to do it correctly
I tell them
If my alarm clock sounded like her voice
My snooze button would collect dust
I tell them
If she came in a bottle
I would drink her until my vision is blurry and my friends take away my keys
If she was a book
I would memorize her table of contents
I would read her cover-to-cover
Hoping to find typos
Just so we can both have a few things to work on
Because aren’t we all unfinished?
Don’t we all need a little editing?
Aren’t we all waiting to be proofread by someone?
Aren’t we all praying they will tell us that we make sense
She don’t always make sense
But her imperfections are the things I love about her the most
I don’t know when I will be married
I don’t know where I will be married
But I do know this
Whenever I’m asked about my future wife
I always say
…She’s a lot like you

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  • Work BFF:I'm doing my nephew's first birthday cake, and I'm looking on Pinterest at 1 and 2 year old boy's birthday cakes and these are their names: Carter, Clay, Peyton, Kaden, Beckham, Xander, Hudson, Jett, Brady, Bailey, Weston, Arian (LIKE ARYAN).
  • Me:Oh my god.
  • Work BFF:This is like 80% of the names on the page. I skipped over maybe one Henry, a Ben, and a William.
  • Me:ARIAN.
  • Work BFF:Sorry, don't forget CASH and JACE and RIELY [NOT SIC].
  • Me:I'm crying.
  • Work BFF:GAGE.
  • Me:No. Gage cannot be real.
  • Work BFF:KNOX. OAKLEY.
  • Me:Oh my god, one day we are going to have a President Oakley.
  • Work BFF:LINKIN. LINKIN, JULIA. LIKE LINKIN PARK.
  • Me:I can't believe this.
  • Work BFF:I am not making this up. And this is not like the Pinterest page for "ridiculously named 1 year old's birthday cakes." it is just a Pinterest board for BOYS' BIRTHDAY CAKES.
  • Me:WHO ARE THESE PARENTS.
  • Work BFF:Cruz. HAYSTEN. THAT IS JUST TWO RANDOM SYLLABLES PUT TOGETHER!
  • Me:It's like a 2014 boys name generator. Just put 2 one-syllable words together. SKY-RING. VEST-CONE. DRY-POSE.
  • Work BFF:Happy first birthday, Vestcone!
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queerpong:

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

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Vincent Van Gogh used to eat yellow paint because he thought it would get the happiness inside him. Many people thought he was mad and stupid for doing so because the paint was toxic, never mind that it was obvious that eating paint couldn’t possibly have any direct correlation to one’s happiness, but I never saw that. If you were so unhappy that even the maddest ideas could possibly work, like painting the walls of your internal organs yellow, then you are going to do it. It’s really no different than falling in love or taking drugs. There is a greater risk of getting your heart broken or overdosing, but people still do it everyday because there was always that chance it could make things better. Everyone has their yellow paint.

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